Do as I say dancing monkeys

1.14.2006

Rules for dating my daughter | Top movie cliches...

Rules for dating my daughter

Rules for dating my daughter:
Rule One: If you pull into my driveway and honk you'd better be delivering a package, because you're sure not picking anything up.
Rule Two: You do not touch my daughter in front of me. You may glance at her, so long as you do not peer at anything below her neck. If you cannot keep your eyes or hands off of my daughter's body, I will remove them.

Top movie cliches

Top movie cliches:
Evil geniuses who devise bombs to destroy things/people always have them detonate after at least an hour, giving the hero ample time to defuse it.
Bombs always have big, blinking, beeping timer displays. Evil geniuses who devise bombs to destroy things/people are always thoughtful enough to include a visible display (usually LED) of how much time remains before the bomb detonates, giving the hero accurate feedback on exactly how much time remains.
there's also a part 2

Airport [in]security

Funny because it's true...

H2 screws up

There's just something that brings me joy after seeing a $50,000+ car break...


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1.13.2006

My car sucks | Pandora.com...

My car sucks

The drivers of these cars miscomunicated...

Pandora.com

Pandora.com is a music discovery site that takes a sample of music you like, and serves you with songs in that same style
The Music Genome Project was founded by musicians and music-lovers. We believe in the value of music and have a profound respect for those who create it. We like all kinds of music, from the most obtuse bebop, to the most tripped-out drum n bass, to the simplest catchy pop tune. Our mission is to help YOU connect with the music YOU like.


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1.12.2006

Spherical Perspective | You got owned...

Spherical Perspective

Very interesting page explaining Spherical Perspective and its uses.
on the figure with the tracks and the house, make the browser window really small and then scroll from left to right, it'll look like you're actually turning your head

You got owned

This video is so painful to watch; but it's like a car crash, you can't look away...

Unlucky

this one's just so damn ironic... so hillarious...


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1.11.2006

Yakko's World | Afellay free-kick...

Yakko's World

I think I remember when I saw this back in elementary school...

Afellay free-kick

Holy crap, that was genius...


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1.10.2006

The Elegant Universe: parts. 1, 2, and 3...

The Elegant Universe: part 1

Part one of this great documentary by PBS and NOVA explaining String Theory...

The Elegant Universe: part 2

Part two

The Elegant Universe: part 3

Part three


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1.09.2006

Nick Burns computer guy | Project Gutenberg...

Nick Burns computer guy

Great clip from when Jimmy Fallen was on SNL

Project Gutenberg

Project Gutenberg has a nice selection of open-domain e-books for free
Project Gutenberg is the first and largest single collection of free electronic books, or eBooks. Michael Hart, founder of Project Gutenberg, invented eBooks in 1971 and continues to inspire the creation of eBooks and related technologies today.


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1.08.2006

Things not everyone can do | Why Macs suck...

Things not everyone can do

Funny commercial...

Why Macs suck

A hostile Mac user has had enough...


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